Funny sms; 9386 messages
Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..
A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !
ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"
Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->
249 chars (2 sms)
TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...
Aur Hans Raha Tha
Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?
Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->
189 chars (2 sms)
H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->
143 chars (1 sms)
The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->
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"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...
1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy
2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->
351 chars (3 sms)
What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant
MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi
Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia
Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->
355 chars (3 sms)
Happy Summer season
With great Offers
Mota Mota Machar
Lots of Makhiaan
And
Long Time Load Shading
Enjoy it and Keep smiling
146 chars (1 sms)
Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.
176 chars (2 sms)
Easy way to kill an ant.
Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
448 chars (3 sms)
pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"
bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
134 chars (1 sms)
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
137 chars (1 sms)
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
"kitna pyara bacha hai"?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket
1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjhy nai pta
1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"
2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
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1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.
Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
335 chars (3 sms)